Oh weblog, you should see the quilts I'm making. But you can't because they're surprises!

In case you're getting married soon like me, here's an awesome article about how to deal with wanting the white dress you always thought you never wanted. On Indiebride.com

Plus diamonds! I always said I would never get a diamond and now I want one. Actually, lots of them! It's an archetypal experience.

I think this Casual Friday blog is pretty fun. The format seems to be silly things to do.
Highlights:

9. Ran up and down my hallway yelling "Ready or not...here I come!"

1. Aggressively sniffed my fingers in a crowded elevator

2. Yelled "Mission accomplished!" after stopping to tie my shoes on a busy sidewalk

5. Began using the salutation, "Boobs are great," at the closing of each e-mail and letter I write

10. Began selling wrist bands that say "What Would R. Kelly Do?"

7. After further review, the phrase "Pimpin' Aint Easy" is complete bullshit...that has the be the easiest job in the world

No. 7, um, do you watch Dave Chapelle